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blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

(Reblogged from aradone)

leslie-knopes:

parks and rec + text posts (part 2)

(Reblogged from 3dpancakes)

peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

(Source: itsaisha5hah)

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zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

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supamuthafuckinvillain:

Daisy was all types of freaky

(Source: gameraboy)

(Reblogged from chocolatesmarties)

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

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baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

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(Reblogged from artificialhusband)
  • Me: *calls u a nerd*
  • Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*
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heathicorn:

#easy breezy beautiful gonna poison you

heathicorn:

#easy breezy beautiful gonna poison you

(Source: katerooneymara)

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(Reblogged from chocolatesmarties)

yesawwwh:

unamusedsloth:

Even on an escalator. [Video]

WHY THE HELL DIDNT I THINK OF THIS.

(Reblogged from iwillmindfuckyou)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

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