hermione-ganja:

A necessary message for all the nice guys out there.

SCREAMING

(Source: bullshit-time, via katchyeah)

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trixietang:

if you call yourself ugly, i’m just gonna agree w you

got no time to make your ugly ass feel better

(via katchyeah)

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horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

(Source: claydols, via a2id)

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notenuf:

nippled:

annoying online and irl

i finally know what irl is

(via doyapinkypromise)

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drunktrophywife:

Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”

(via ascumsuckingroadwhore)

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nevvzealand:

my parents think i spend all this time on facebook

(via ascumsuckingroadwhore)

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lcate:

*sells my virginity at a yard sale*

(via orgygami)

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chrispiine:

behind every great man is me
checkin out dat ass

(Source: narvaezs, via gypsy--rose)

live like youre in the first five minutes of a supernatural episode

(via ascumsuckingroadwhore)

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aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

(via pocketfaery)

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my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

(via mmaddykaee)

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